HUSBAND DEAD IN JERUSALEM
A wife and her ever-nagging husband went on vacation
to Jerusalem. While they were there, the husband passed away. The undertaker told the wife "You can have him shipped
home for $5,000,
or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The woman thought about it and told him she would just
have him
shipped home.The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your husband
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend
only $150?" The woman replied, "Long ago a man died here, was
buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance!"
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